Either Way, You’re Walking Alone

13 05 2013


Enough Said

12 05 2013


Shamelessly stolen, cudos to creator.

12 05 2013


Strange ideas about where sex takes place.

10 05 2013

A lesbian couple have been turned away from a Whangarei guesthouse that refused to let them share a bed.

Nothing too remarkable about this, as there are always religious bigots who think that their “faith” in an colourless, odourless, non-existent sky pixie trumps all. What caught my eye were the comments from the religious bigots.

“Why do they assume that we have to change our standards, our values, to accommodate behaviour that is sodomy?”

In the past, same-sex couples have been allowed to stay at the Pilgrim Planet Lodge, but only if they slept in separate single beds.

So, is it right that religious bigots can only have sex in a double bed? That they cannot consider the idea that sex may be a portable event and can be played in a single bed too? Have they not realised that some of us godless perverts have sex when not even in a bed, single or double?

Beyond Belief

19 12 2012

Every time there is a tragedy, but even more so in the USofA, nutbars crawl out from their shitpiles to declare it is all “god’s judgement”. That somehow god is so pissed off that the only way he can assuage his anger is by killing little children. Still, we know from the OT he has a history of that, and adults do seem to scare him, especially after that whole crucifixion business.

They’ve even gone so far as to produce a T-Shirt proclaiming god isn’t allowed in schools. Piss weak god, that one, I reckon.

So, here’s a fixed up t-shirt.



Men die, Church fiddles

13 04 2012

CONFIDENTIAL police reports have detailed the suicides of at least 40 people sexually abused by Catholic clergy in Victoria, and have urged a new inquiry into these and many other deaths suspected to be linked to abuse in the church.

In a damning assessment of the church’s handling of abuse issues, the reports say it appears the church has known about a shockingly high rate of suicides and premature deaths but has “chosen to remain silent.”
Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/churchs-suicide-victims-20120412-1wwox.html#ixzz1rwvTlwGN

I wish I had spent more time in church

8 04 2012


Today marks the end of the Easter Weekend, a time when Christians celebrate the birth of their death cult, a time when more of them go to church than almost any other day of the year.

Meanwhile, those of us with an inclination towards life and living have spent (at least in Canterbury) 4 wonderful days outdoors in the sun, enjoying time with family and friends. While the christians focus on death and the myth of “eternal life”, we just get on with living.

Bronnie Ware, a palliative care nurse ahs documented the regrets of those who are dying, and the top 5 are:

1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.
3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
5. I wish I had let myself be happier.

Nothing about spending more time in church, being “closer to god” or even “No regrets, I’m looking forward to an eternity on bended knee”.

Get out of the church, step out of the dark, walk in to the light and ENJOY this, the only life you have.

This is the face of gluttony

17 02 2012


This is Mike Smith, CEO of ANZ


Mike Smith has just announced a record profit of a quarter.

Mike Smith has just announced an mortgage interest rate hike to “preserve margins in a tough economic climate”

Mike Smith has just sacked 1000 employees to “reduce costs”.


This what Mike Smith spends the bank’s money on.




ANZ boss Mike Smith is taking his top staff on a $1.75 million cruise just weeks after axing 1000 workers to save money.

The exclusive Silver Shadow cruise of Malaysia’s Langkawi islands boasts gourmet food, drinks and luxury suites.

Each of the 200 passengers – 100 staff and their guests – will have a personal butler.

Just days after sacking 1000 staff – 600 from its Docklands HQ – ANZ revealed a $1.48 billion quarterly profit.


Mike Smith – First nominee for Glutton of 2012.

Bumper Sticker

10 02 2012

How many would you like?


Satan owns God – The Bible Tells Me So

7 02 2012